My boyfriend came over to eat dinner with my...
Dad: He loves you.
Me: Huh? How do you know?
Dad: Because he looks at you the same way I look at your mom.
Her: I really like him.
Her: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile!?
Friend: You should tell him.. he likes you too.
Her: HE DOES? How do you know!?
Him: Because I know your friend's password.